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This episode I read reviews for Alex Jones' product, Super Male Vitality. Then I let you know what I think about Super B...er...Big Game commercials and what watching football makes me want to do. Next I give you some dental hygiene advice and let you know what NOT to eat before bed.

I round out the episode reading very real ads from my extremely real (not fake) sponsors.

Enjoy!

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I round out the episode reading very real ads from my extremely real (not fake) sponsors.

Enjoy!